
Right-wing performance artist Ann Coulter, in her latest column, predictably
springs to the defense of Republican debate audience members who booed gay soldier Stephen Hill last week:
At the time of the vote -- five minutes ago -- only eight Republicans in the entire U.S. Senate supported eliminating Don't Ask, Don't Tell. It's safe to assume that no one on the stage supported this sexualization of the military, except maybe one of the nut candidates polling at 3 percent.
This is not an anti-gay position; it's a pro-military position. The basic idea is that sexual bonds are disruptive to the military bond.
Soldiers, sailors and Marines living in close quarters who are having sex with one another, used to have sex with one another or would like to have sex with one another simply cannot function as a well-oiled fighting machine. A battalion of married couples facing a small unit of heterosexual men would be slaughtered.
Is Coulter unaware that straight soldiers are sexual beings? Has she somehow missed the massive cultural evidence (war movies, military humor) that straight soldiers are not celibate? Of course not. This is her standard shtick, which is fact-free provocation. It should nonetheless be noted, for the benefit of the easily misled, that her prejudicial assumptions are contradicted by a sizeable body of evidence that gay soldiers have been just as disciplined and effective as their straight counterparts. Remember, the facts are not erased by Coulter's scornful posturing.
As to her claim, "A battalion of married couples facing a small unit of heterosexual men would be slaughtered": First, no one is suggesting such a battalion, except perhaps for military historians familiar with the Theban Band. Second, why don't we test her assumption of gay weakness and indiscipline by setting up a contest along the lines she describes, but with non-lethal weapons? How about it, Ann? Give us our Billie Jean King moment. The thing is, though, that most straight soldiers do not agree with Coulter, and are quite happy to fight alongside their gay comrades. Nor is this particularly new. What is new is that gay servicemembers can no longer be drummed out of the service arbitrarily.
BTW, Coulter also says that "patriotic gays should come out against girls in the military." Pardon me, but those are women, not girls. Coulter also pretends that everyone who disagrees with her that is, the overwhelming majority of the American people is a crybaby.
One of the pleasures of next year's election will be in seeing this harpy's smug certitudes disappointed.
Incidentally, to quote Katie Couric (who was referring to someone else), will someone please give that woman a sandwich?
Meanwhile, Chris Barron of GOProud defends Coulter. Barron likes to imagine that he and his sidekick Jimmy LaSalvia enrage gay liberals. No, Chris, you are only causing embarrassment.